Sunday 11 March 2012

Loser City

Swansea - Manchester City 1-0
(City loses top spot.)
FUCK!
Those goddamn Man. U. lucky bastards are probably going to win again...
(I'm telling you, this is what everybody who is not a united fan, but watches the EPL is thinking.)

One more shitty game away from home by Manchester City.
When the fuck will these nincompoops learn?
(The answer is never, because English teams, except for Man. U., just suck like that. Always. They do. You cannot get consistency out of an English team, unless you have the networks that Alex Ferguson and his clan have built for themselves in English football.)

What bothers me terribly is the fact that there have been warning signs for almost three months now. I think Mancini must be an idiot for not fixing things in such a long period of time. Well, either he's a moron for not fixing them, or he cannot fix them at all.
But, really, ever since that West Brom match, on December 26th, City has averaged less than one goal per away game. So, then, why the fuck don't you start defending, to avoid conceding goals, you dumb fucks? (Maybe attacking is not for you. Play some catenaccio, you pricks! Have a brain! Every point counts. Oh, but that might be too complicated a notion for these Man. City amateurs.)

I don't even know anymore how many 0-1 losses Manchester City has had since then. I don't know if the fingers of just one hand are enough to count them.

If Mancini wants to fix this problem, though, what the hell is he waiting for? That crybaby Tevez?
I like that he said he conceded a "stupid goal"... Yeah! How about the penalty, though? The penalty on which City got lucky. How about that for a warning sign, retard?

Oops, I haven't talked about Swansea. Well, who gives a fuck? It could have been any team. Three days ago, it was Sporting Lisbon. Same stupid shit for Manchester City: worst away form in the PL (or very close to it)!

Oh, here's an idea, Roberto: Take your players to a hypnotist before an away game, and have the hypnotist put the idea in their head that they are playing at home!
Maybe then Manchester City will have a chance of wresting a title away from Manchester United and their many helpers.

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