How the Hell Do They Do It in England?

Again, I wonder if Manchester United is not paying off some outside people in the English Premier League. (And now, they're going for big scores, so they can get a better goal difference than Manchester City, of course.)

I mean, really, it's inexplicable how the hell they always manage to win at ALL the critical moments, year, after year, after year.

Are the other teams in the PL really that shitty? So shitty that only one other team was able to win the title in the last 7, possibly 8, years?

If so, then how come Chelsea did better in the Champions League this year?
And how come, usually, Arsenal and Chelsea do practically as well as Man. U. does, in said international competition?
It's a very, very small difference between these three teams, in their Champions League performances, so why is there such a big difference in the Premier League, all the time?

There's something really rotten there, I think.
Manchester United must get some help in the league, I believe, in order for them to win every single title (except when a team, like Arsenal from 2004 or Mourinho's Chelsea, really is way, way better - and even then, it's still very close).

Man. U. should play in another league, to see if they're really worth what they say they're worth.

Yeah, actually! Put them in the Spanish league!
They'd get beatings from the likes of Villarreal and Athletic Bilbao every year.
They'd never win any title in the Spanish league. No way they could win in Spain!

But in England, where every other team stops playing proper football for a month or two at Christmas, and then never gets into the same good rhythm from before, unless they're not competing for anything in particular, Manchester United really can just go ahead and always point & laugh at the so-called opposition.

What would be City's response now, I wonder? Can they keep up with United's march through the league?
Man, how I wish somebody would bring back the Liverpool of the '70s and '80s, to replace these crappy bullshit challengers like Manchester City, Arsenal, and even the current Chelsea team!

(This was inspired by the Wolverhampton - Manchester U. encounter.)